Fox Economists Predict Hip-hop Demons from Sewers

Due to the Obama administration's “horrific policies”, Foxnews economists confidently predicted hip-hop demons from the sewer systems of Americas cities within 6 to 18 months. “His socialistic policies are clearly creating a zombie class”, stated economist Mark Marksman. “He won't deregulate enough to allow free enterprise to create methods to stop this festering demon formation.”

A spokesperson for the Obama administration wouldn't comment on such demons, but did bite my ear off after growling. Another spokesperson dismissed it as “low blood sugar”.