Sunday, September 25, 2011

Republicans to Ban Sun

Due to the failout of the Solyndra controversy, House and Senate Republicans pushed to ban the sun. “If we ban the sun, then Democrats won't be tempted to cook up these crazy solar energy schemes”, said one Senator who wished to remain anonymous. “A couple of nukes outta take it out,” he confidently claimed.

However, past attempts to ban the moon proved futile, and many analysts expect similar problems with the sun. “These are heavy objects that tend not to cooperate with Earthly politics,” stated Dr. Bremstein of the KRS Institute of Targeted Bodies.

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